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You know, I get Norway not wanting to sell Greenland to Trump.....

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  • You know, I get Norway not wanting to sell Greenland to Trump.....

    .....but I'll give them $1.38 for it.

    ($1.38 is a funny amount of money, right?)
    “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

    "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

    "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

  • #2
    Den-mark bravely laughs in Trump's face!
    "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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    • #3
      Denmark not Norway, Dammit.
      “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

      "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

      "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

      Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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      • #4
        Focus on the $1.38. That's the real star of the joke.
        “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

        "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

        "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

        Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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        • #5
          Denmark is in Norway. Paris is in Italy... Paris Italy. also a donut without a hole is a Danish

          hot tattoo Greenland chick

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          • #6
            damn, Norway could have gotten $1.38 for nothing!!!
            It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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            • #7
              don't bother with the land, get the real assets of Norway or Denmark or any of those Scandi places....

              "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

              "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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              • #8
                When a guy wants a little extra lebensraum, it's rude to deny him.
                "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
                  When a guy wants a little extra lebensraum, it's rude to deny him.
                  Deny my boys lebensraum. Just wrong
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                  The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                    Focus on the $1.38. That's the real star of the joke.
                    Too late. You've already shown your presidential qualities.

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                    • #11
                      I do not want to sell Greenland to Trump either.

                      Like Norway, I also do not own Greenland.
                      Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer
                      We pinch ran for Altuve specifically to screw over Mith's fantasy team.

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