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  • "Alas,

    poor Sports Bar! I knew of it, Horatio: a message board of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.”
    “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

    "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

    "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

  • #2
    To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    The Sports Bar is but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.
    "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

    "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Fresno Bob View Post
      To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
      Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
      To the last syllable of recorded time;
      And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
      The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
      The Sports Bar is but a walking shadow, a poor player,
      That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
      And then is heard no more. It is a tale
      Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
      Signifying nothing.
      wait....wait.....Am I the idiot?
      “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

      "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

      "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

      Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
        wait....wait.....Am I the idiot?
        wrong forum
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        Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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        The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
        George Orwell, 1984

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
          wrong forum
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          So whether I'm an idiot or not is a Hot Button Topic? I'm honored!
          “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

          "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

          "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

          Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
            So whether I'm an idiot or not is a Hot Button Topic? I'm honored!
            Maybe it's a Website Issue.
            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
              Maybe it's a Website Issue.
              Just keep it out of the Baseball Forum.
              “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

              "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

              "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

              Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                So whether I'm an idiot or not is a Hot Button Topic? I'm honored!
                not whether you are an idiot, whether you are "the" idiot.


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                Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
                ---------------------------------------------
                The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
                George Orwell, 1984

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                  So whether I'm an idiot or not is a Hot Button Topic? I'm honored!
                  not that hot
                  "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

                  "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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                  • #10
                    You guys sure know how to make me feel wanted.
                    “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                    "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                    "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                      poor Sports Bar! I knew of it, Horatio: a message board of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.”
                      Whatever happened to "The Sports Bar" anyway?
                      “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

                      ― Albert Einstein

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by madducks View Post
                        Whatever happened to "The Sports Bar" anyway?
                        "Alas, poor Sports Bar! I knew of it, Horatio: a message board of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.”
                        “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                        "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                        "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                        Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                          You guys sure know how to make me feel wanted.
                          "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
                            Thank you, Seitzer!
                            “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                            "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                            "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                            Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                            • #15
                              ah to endure the slings and arrows of outrageous fantasy baseball under-performers.

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