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People who have lost a shoe on the side of the highway, how did it happen?
People who have lost a shoe on the side of the highway, how did it happen?
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Not sure why, since there were a lot of crazier stories than this one, but it was my favorite:
I was at a Henry Rollins concert years ago and some idiot tossed a shoe and hit Henry. He was pissed so he said that he was keeping the shoe and tossing from the bus window when he is 100 miles away, so I am assuming that one of the shoes you see out there came from Henry."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'" -
This was also a good one, if a bit subtle:
I threw it out celebrating G. W. Bush's last day in office."Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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You know, for all his faults, Dubya had pretty quick reflexes there on that shoe.Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View PostComment
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"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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Trump would have run and hid after the 1st shoe, W wanted the whole setOriginally posted by umjewman View Post"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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Where is this guy getting all of the shoes? I think I stopped counting after 52.Originally posted by umjewman View PostComment
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert EinsteinComment
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You can't quite tell from that camera angle, but he's a centaurpede.Originally posted by Gregg View Post"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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he's packing some extra weight tooOriginally posted by umjewman View Post---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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So vile and filled with hatred, Feral. For shame.Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View PostComment
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look in the mirror, lolOriginally posted by umjewman View Post---------------------------------------------
Champagne for breakfast and a Sherman in my hand !
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
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