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The best part of impregnating an anti-vaxxer? Only 5 years of child support instead of 18.
Unvaccinated children are like dark humor. They never get old.
Unvaccinated children are like dark humor. They never get old.
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"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth." -
Recently saw a bumper sticker that said "Condoms prevent minivans".
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
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6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9.
Now 7 is a 6 offender.
JLast edited by onejayhawk; 04-02-2019, 11:36 AM.Ad Astra per Aspera
Oh. In that case, never mind.
- Wonderboy
GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler
Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues
I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge JudeComment
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Vaccines Cause AdultsOriginally posted by madducks View PostRecently saw a bumper sticker that said "Condoms prevent minivans"."You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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Someone told me to quit acting like a flamingo.
That's when I put my foot down.“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?Comment
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Someone told me to quit acting like a fucking flamingo.
That's when I put my fucking foot down.“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?Comment
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Is the fucking foot the short one?
JAd Astra per Aspera
Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy
GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler
Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues
I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge JudeComment
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Did one of Mith's family members tell you this one?Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View PostComment
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Wait.....Mith's family is funny?Originally posted by Gregg View Post“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?Comment
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We had a discussion on the F word awhile back and Mith shared that he did not mind his kids using that word when they wanted to.Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
I thought not only would he find my comment funny, but also anyone who was in on that discussion would as well. But if I have to explain the humor it is probably not as funny as I think it is.Comment
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nah. I'm just a little slow.Originally posted by Gregg View Post“There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday
"It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock
"I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet
Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?Comment
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I chuckled!Originally posted by Gregg View Post"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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a little fucking slowOriginally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post"Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"Comment
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