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[Kevin Seitzer]

And then she asked, "Does my bottom look fat?"

[Kevin Seitzer]

I can definitely make Bezos laugh. I hold my hands like this and I use a really silly voice, and I say, " I vill show you vith my eyes, and my lips, and my body, very zoon."

[Kevin Seitzer]

Darling, my body longs for you. If you come to me, I will give you this beautiful white purse.

[Kevin Seitzer]

It's dreadful...my best lie is that the left hand at Facebook didn't know what the right hand at Cambridge Analytica was doing.

[madducks]

Since we don't have a clue on how to protect your private information, we bought out LifeLock to do it for us.

[DJBeasties]

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