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    i gave my first wise-ass answer to a school test today

    we had out midterms in mod 1 today. i got a 100. 20 questions i got one wrong but i got the bonus answer. but since i came late i haven't taken the very first test on electrons. the one i got wrong was about outlets. i was supposed to draw and label an electrical outlet plug. you have L1 or hot in the right side small slash and neutral (or is it common) on the bigger slash left and i think the bottom hole is ground. but they just wanted voltage readings.

    after i took the electron test. easy enough right. i mean shit i may start telling you that electrons are big elementary particles. positrons are their anti-matter counterpart. i wanna say they are leptons. i got a 90 on that test. not bad seeing i hadn't even joined the school yet.

    the question i got wrong was what are the 4 best conductors of electricity?

    not exactly quantum physics. so what would i do having no idea or notes since i wasn't there the first week. i thought wire. that's a conductor. i briefly thought maybe magnets, but i chickened out. so then i wrote loads and atoms. i knew capacitors are conductors, that still would've been the wrong answer. so then i wrote EARTH, WIND AND FIRE.

    the teacher was like earth, wind and fire? and i said right on bro. and had me come up to his desk and mark it wrong because he said he refused to do it. the class is more black and latino maybe than white. i guess most of the black kids were out of class at the time and missed it. i don't know. they are too young to know who Earth, Wind and Fire is anyways.

    the correct answer was gold, silver, copper, and aluminum. even though i looked at him and said platinum. actually i think platinum is better than aluminum. but if you take cost..

    so i got that going for myself...


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    so i am actually outside in the daytime now these days frolicking around in the world. god help everyone. lol

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