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    i blame the kids at school. they have so much swagger it somehow rubbed off on me. heh

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    the funny thing is that cat. he's seen everything. 6 years ago to now. he was even trying to warn me this was going to happen. that's what it's like to be a cat. and the beauty of it is, cats don't get heartbroken. that's why they are cats.

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    big day i got the vehicle. now that i look closer and see it drive and everything, it's in perfect shape. it's amazing. you can even see the original paint underneath it. the motor was rebuilt in 1999 for $2,700 and it had 72k at the time. it has 80k now. someone took car of this vehicle. it runs like it just was installed yesterday. i've had many muscle cars. i had a 78 grand prix with a 455 (blew the motor in that one shortly after putting in a rear end myself), a 1974 amc javelin with a 1971 360 engine, and a 1980 ford van with a 460. i feel like i went back in time. i know what these engines sound like. this vehicle is a cross between my javelin and van. the motor has an edelbrock carb so it's a little after market. my javelin engine was all after market, cams etc.. i didn't take care of that car. i also had a dodge dart with a 318 for a shot time. that car almost killed me. it had no weight. i could do donuts with 6 people in the car. they would be smooshed against the window with smoke pouring out.

    rv's can look small sometimes depending on the situation. driving down the road it didn't look that big, but parked in my driveway in front of my little 700 ft house it looks big! the landlord called and asked if i was moving out. i called and left a message saying i might have done something impulsive. and it depends on how long i can keep it in the driveway.

    when i came home i found almost everything i own outside under a small tarp against the front of the house and the french Canadian guy and his partner put plywood over all the floor except for the small room i am sleeping.
    so i was surprised to see my stuff outside.

    i made friends with the 40 year old guy that sold me the rv. we got stoned a few times. i tried tab or something for the first time. it was like smoking a joint but only one hit. i have 4 vehicles in my yard lol. he's going to take a 1992 volvo that i have which is in pretty good shape. that car was a money pit. i spent like 3k + on that car the last 6 years. the previous owner had it his whole life and garaged it. but still.. it's a 1992 volvo. he didn't want my 2001 honda insight that i have had rusting the last 6 years so i will give it to a junkyard or mechanic. actually rusting is the wrong word since it has an aluminum frame. the back window has been broken for years after a tree branch broke it. but i had it covered sort of. the interior has actually held up well. but there's mold probably and mice love to eat wires, especially on hybrids. i was actually panning on fixing it someday but that could've been ambitious.

    and i have a fucking midterm tomorrow. i definitely made friends with this guy,. i don't really know his situation though. he has a GF and young baby but they can stay at his parents house but he can't apparently. so it's like Sam in game of thrones. i actually have an extra room at my house and if i stay a little while before leaving i may be able to offer him shelter. and learn more about the rv. he wants to go to the school i am going to and the next opportunity is in april. if he did that we'd actually go to school together. he is smarter than me. and i never make friends in RL. also, he doesn't want to see his awesome rv go, so he want's to stay in touch with me possibly for that too. also, it seemed more appealing to him to seel the rv to someone like him that was probably going to live in it as opposed to some family that would only camp once in a while.

    it's the kind of car as you drive by people or vis versa on the road they turn and give you a thumbs up. my javelin would do that. little kids would stand up and cheer as i drove buy. motorcycles would suddenly pop a wheelie as they went by in the other direction and the malamute dog i was babysitting for a friend for a few months had his head out the back window with his bandana on.

    i've gone from being a shut in the last 10 years, to getting rousted by everyone in RL, to going to school. to perhaps hitting the road. people are disappointed because they wanted me to stay and feel they weren't able to help me even though they did. . i think. construction guys can fix anything, but they can't fix a persons head or their heart or politics. i tried or wanted to warn them not to have skin in the game. ..i think the impetus for me moving out was a misunderstanding. that sort of thing has actually happened to me before.

    i feel in my bones that this is going to end in tragedy. everything seems ok so far. but it's a big change. i guess you could say i feel like a hobbit in lord of the rings leaving the shire. i don't know how i will learn everything i will need to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nullnor View Post
    big day i got the vehicle. now that i look closer and see it drive and everything, it's in perfect shape. it's amazing. you can even see the original paint underneath it. the motor was rebuilt in 1999 for $2,700 and it had 72k at the time. it has 80k now. someone took car of this vehicle. it runs like it just was installed yesterday. i've had many muscle cars. i had a 78 grand prix with a 455 (blew the motor in that one shortly after putting in a rear end myself), a 1974 amc javelin with a 1971 360 engine, and a 1980 ford van with a 460. i feel like i went back in time. i know what these engines sound like. this vehicle is a cross between my javelin and van. the motor has an edelbrock carb so it's a little after market. my javelin engine was all after market, cams etc.. i didn't take care of that car. i also had a dodge dart with a 318 for a shot time. that car almost killed me. it had no weight. i could do donuts with 6 people in the car. they would be smooshed against the window with smoke pouring out.

    rv's can look small sometimes depending on the situation. driving down the road it didn't look that big, but parked in my driveway in front of my little 700 ft house it looks big! the landlord called and asked if i was moving out. i called and left a message saying i might have done something impulsive. and it depends on how long i can keep it in the driveway.

    when i came home i found almost everything i own outside under a small tarp against the front of the house and the french Canadian guy and his partner put plywood over all the floor except for the small room i am sleeping.
    so i was surprised to see my stuff outside.

    i made friends with the 40 year old guy that sold me the rv. we got stoned a few times. i tried tab or something for the first time. it was like smoking a joint but only one hit. i have 4 vehicles in my yard lol. he's going to take a 1992 volvo that i have which is in pretty good shape. that car was a money pit. i spent like 3k + on that car the last 6 years. the previous owner had it his whole life and garaged it. but still.. it's a 1992 volvo. he didn't want my 2001 honda insight that i have had rusting the last 6 years so i will give it to a junkyard or mechanic. actually rusting is the wrong word since it has an aluminum frame. the back window has been broken for years after a tree branch broke it. but i had it covered sort of. the interior has actually held up well. but there's mold probably and mice love to eat wires, especially on hybrids. i was actually panning on fixing it someday but that could've been ambitious.

    and i have a fucking midterm tomorrow. i definitely made friends with this guy,. i don't really know his situation though. he has a GF and young baby but they can stay at his parents house but he can't apparently. so it's like Sam in game of thrones. i actually have an extra room at my house and if i stay a little while before leaving i may be able to offer him shelter. and learn more about the rv. he wants to go to the school i am going to and the next opportunity is in april. if he did that we'd actually go to school together. he is smarter than me. and i never make friends in RL. also, he doesn't want to see his awesome rv go, so he want's to stay in touch with me possibly for that too. also, it seemed more appealing to him to seel the rv to someone like him that was probably going to live in it as opposed to some family that would only camp once in a while.

    it's the kind of car as you drive by people or vis versa on the road they turn and give you a thumbs up. my javelin would do that. little kids would stand up and cheer as i drove buy. motorcycles would suddenly pop a wheelie as they went by in the other direction and the malamute dog i was babysitting for a friend for a few months had his head out the back window with his bandana on.

    i've gone from being a shut in the last 10 years, to getting rousted by everyone in RL, to going to school. to perhaps hitting the road. people are disappointed because they wanted me to stay and feel they weren't able to help me even though they did. . i think. construction guys can fix anything, but they can't fix a persons head or their heart or politics. i tried or wanted to warn them not to have skin in the game. ..i think the impetus for me moving out was a misunderstanding. that sort of thing has actually happened to me before.

    i feel in my bones that this is going to end in tragedy. everything seems ok so far. but it's a big change. i guess you could say i feel like a hobbit in lord of the rings leaving the shire. i don't know how i will learn everything i will need to.
    Nully, I pray all works out well for you.

    I feel like I should say be careful of rv guy. It seems like you are in the middle of writing the script of Fargo season 4. Except you are living it.

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    i still haven't moved out yet. i discovered some leaks in my awesome RV that i had to replace some wood and seal up. i have a lot going on. i want to try to move out before the end of the month and hit the road. i also figure it's safer while the weather is still bad. less people walking around. but i've bonded with the RV guy. he has a lot going on. he bought another RV after selling me his. i feel a little guilty about taking his.

    all i know is that i am going to fuck the first ugliest, fattest female truck diver i can find at a truck stop the minute i start to go boon docking. and i feel reassured there is some lucky lady out there like that waiting for me. heh

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    the horror, the horror....
    "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

    "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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