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    i am going to eat a can of beefaroni that expired in 2014

    i finally cleaned my house. i am at like 50 30 gallon trash bags so far and counting. i have them stacked behind my house. i think i caught a cold putting them out there at night. i found tons of cans of tuna fish too that expired 4-5 years ago. i threw out a can of sardines though. i once ate a can of military pea soup i found that was over 10 years old. it was really good.

    the way i figure it, in those resident evil movies after the zombies took over, the survivors were eating cans of food they found. you know where the guy would shake it after the label fell off and guess what was inside before handing it out. at worse i am thinking it will give me bad gas. plus i like beefaroni.

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    uumm a couple of things:

    First the resident evil is not real.

    If you are hungry and have no money, go to a local church food pantry, they should have fresh beefaroni.

    If you don't want to do that make sure it passes the smell test before cooking.

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    Umbrella Corp hates beefaroni
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregg View Post
    uumm a couple of things:

    First the resident evil is not real.

    If you are hungry and have no money, go to a local church food pantry, they should have fresh beefaroni.

    If you don't want to do that make sure it passes the smell test before cooking.
    not out of need. i just think expiration dates on canned goods are bullshit, most of the time. i did surprising find one can of something one time that was gone. ..it's weird when i was a kid i got car sick all the time, and i puke if i go on amusement rides, but when it comes to food i can eat anything and not blink an eye. except for squash, that makes me gag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nullnor View Post
    not out of need. i just think expiration dates on canned goods are bullshit, most of the time. i did surprising find one can of something one time that was gone. ..it's weird when i was a kid i got car sick all the time, and i puke if i go on amusement rides, but when it comes to food i can eat anything and not blink an eye. except for squash, that makes me gag.
    I was always told that if an unopened can of food had a bulge in it, throw it out. It will make you sick. I have only seen one can like that. I threw it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregg View Post
    I was always told that if an unopened can of food had a bulge in it, throw it out. It will make you sick. I have only seen one can like that. I threw it out.
    it probably has botulism, so save it to throw at the home of your enemies
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    Has nullnor posted at all today? Maybe the beefaroni did him in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dslaw View Post
    Has nullnor posted at all today? Maybe the beefaroni did him in.
    I havent seen one - Doubt he's dead, but I bet he is really sweaty!
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    I tracked one down ...

    It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.
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