Who wants to read a story?

[onejayhawk]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1q9SbuZyNStjOf21O-DwTVD1Ms5bGJdU8UZlqo8ytfA4/edit?usp=sharing

First warning: It's not one to discuss with your spouse (in most cases). FMI Google JR Parz.
Second warning: This is a one-off. There is no intended follow-up story.

That said, it is safe for work and such. The story is more political than erotic. Word count is under 2000. Comments are expected.

PM me an email if you want it that way.

J

[Fresno Bob]

I'm waiting for Nullnor's review

[Ken]

What did I just read?

[senorsheep]

What did I just read?

Sight unseen, I'm gonna guess "incoherent rambling."

[Steve 2.0]

Sight unseen, I'm gonna guess "incoherent rambling."

You win.

[umjewman]

What did I just read?

I think the correct internet lingo is:

"Da fuq did I just read?"

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[onejayhawk]

Has anyone that has read the story also read any of the Master PC stories or their many imitators?

https://www.asstr.org/~JR_Parz/MasterPCUniverse.htm

J

[nullnor]

I'm waiting for Nullnor's review

i donated $100 to RJ because i said i never did before. i had to fucking open up a paypal account. i guess i had one before but never used it and they locked me out because they said they found my pw on the dark web, hehe.

im joking when i say you have my real name now, and i know you guys talk like hens. so don't start fucking spying on me. of course if i ever decide to become a career criminal someday, you all will have been known to now have associated with me! although since i am adopted and never done one of those genetic ancestry sites, they'll never catch me from genetic material.

i am going to call Fresno Bob the leg breaker of RJ. this whole time he is complaining about donators -and as i nominate myself his wannabe sidekick- he had me worried. i think he is a cruel daddy!

$360 bucks is fucking expensive for a message board. it probably costs them $5 a month to rent a server to host. but i also hate the way other message boards look and am really used to how vbulletin looks and that is how that product is. i don't know how all this stuff works. i don't want to know. im thankful other people like jason and revo have to deal with it instead of me.

[Moonlight J]

i donated $100 to RJ because i said i never did before. i had to fucking open up a paypal account. i guess i had one before but never used it and they locked me out because they said they found my pw on the dark web, hehe.

im joking when i say you have my real name now, and i know you guys talk like hens. so don't start fucking spying on me. of course if i ever decide to become a career criminal someday, you all will have been known to now have associated with me! although since i am adopted and never done one of those genetic ancestry sites, they'll never catch me from genetic material.

i am going to call Fresno Bob the leg breaker of RJ. this whole time he is complaining about donators -and as i nominate myself his wannabe sidekick- he had me worried. i think he is a cruel daddy!

$360 bucks is fucking expensive for a message board. it probably costs them $5 a month to rent a server to host. but i also hate the way other message boards look and am really used to how vbulletin looks and that is how that product is. i don't know how all this stuff works. i don't want to know. im thankful other people like jason and revo have to deal with it instead of me.

thank you Mr President. Had no idea you were a fan

[revo]

i donated $100 to RJ because i said i never did before. i had to fucking open up a paypal account. i guess i had one before but never used it and they locked me out because they said they found my pw on the dark web, hehe.

im joking when i say you have my real name now, and i know you guys talk like hens. so don't start fucking spying on me. of course if i ever decide to become a career criminal someday, you all will have been known to now have associated with me! although since i am adopted and never done one of those genetic ancestry sites, they'll never catch me from genetic material.

i am going to call Fresno Bob the leg breaker of RJ. this whole time he is complaining about donators -and as i nominate myself his wannabe sidekick- he had me worried. i think he is a cruel daddy!

$360 bucks is fucking expensive for a message board. it probably costs them $5 a month to rent a server to host. but i also hate the way other message boards look and am really used to how vbulletin looks and that is how that product is. i don't know how all this stuff works. i don't want to know. im thankful other people like jason and revo have to deal with it instead of me.

I think of you as the “Francis” (from Stripes) of RJ. I don’t collect the money, nor do i ask anything about it. But thank you!

[nullnor]

it's not a big deal. i didn't mean to put myself in a position to have to say something. or not contribute before. it still only works out to like $5 a year after his long. heh

as far as the story in this thread, i thought it was probably that a short starting idea a person might have for a book or something. but apparently there's more. it's probably pretty epic. even more so if it's old school internet stuff and been around a while. the format looks like it.

[onejayhawk]

it's not a big deal. i didn't mean to put myself in a position to have to say something. or not contribute before. it still only works out to like $5 a year after his long. heh

as far as the story in this thread, i thought it was probably that a short starting idea a person might have for a book or something. but apparently there's more. it's probably pretty epic. even more so if it's old school internet stuff and been around a while. the format looks like it.

This is pretty close. Master PC is old-school internet soft-porn from my college years. The idea is a computer program that lets you craft people. Naturally it's in the hands of a teenager who crafts sex toys. The story is an attempt to bring the implications of such tech into light by saying a government dark-ops group has recovered it. It's a snapshot before the world changed.

J

[Fresno Bob]

i donated $100 to RJ because i said i never did before. i had to fucking open up a paypal account. i guess i had one before but never used it and they locked me out because they said they found my pw on the dark web, hehe.

im joking when i say you have my real name now, and i know you guys talk like hens. so don't start fucking spying on me. of course if i ever decide to become a career criminal someday, you all will have been known to now have associated with me! although since i am adopted and never done one of those genetic ancestry sites, they'll never catch me from genetic material.

i am going to call Fresno Bob the leg breaker of RJ. this whole time he is complaining about donators -and as i nominate myself his wannabe sidekick- he had me worried. i think he is a cruel daddy!

$360 bucks is fucking expensive for a message board. it probably costs them $5 a month to rent a server to host. but i also hate the way other message boards look and am really used to how vbulletin looks and that is how that product is. i don't know how all this stuff works. i don't want to know. im thankful other people like jason and revo have to deal with it instead of me.

Hey, I want to be Bill Murray with the spatula!