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    "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

    "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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    "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

    "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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    Charles Dickens walks into a bar.
    BARTENDER: What'l it be mate?
    CHARLES: Martini.
    BARTENDER: Olive 'r Twist?

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    A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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    A guy walks into a bar. Another guy walks into a bar. The next guy ducks.
    (of which the Moon is a part)

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    A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey! Where is the bar tender?"

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