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    Hey all you successful business folks up in the bar! Here's the story: I previously owned a long-established landscaping company that was called Reliable Gardeners in Vancouver, BC, which was handed off to me in a haphazard manner. I was given no client details, including no actual prior invoices, so I had to make the rules as I went along. I crashed and burned a few times and learned some valuable lessons, but also learned to increase my profitability year-over-year. Also sold the business for a modest $15K, which helped me move across the country to be closer to my daughter and get a mortgage on a house, so it could have gone a lot worse. 3 years later, I'm ready to start up again.

    I have an incredible arrangement with my boss, in which he's willing to give me all of his high-paying work (hedges, trees, gardens) at a very reasonable 10% commission, plus flexibility to work as many sub-contract hours for him as I need to fill my schedule until my own clientbase is full-time. So I'm really in a good spot to hit the ground running.

    Just need to lock down the name.

    I'm using a strategy that's almost never implemented in my city, naming the business after a neighbourhood. Many local businesses in Thunder Bay go with "Superior-whatever", as we're on Lake Superior... or "Thunder Bay-whatever", as it's Thunder Bay... Or "North-West whatever", as it's NW Ontario... but seemingly no mobile businesses (only neighbourhood convenience stores, really) have tried the neighbourhood tactic. I want to target the neighbourhood with the richest clients and the most gardening needs, so I'm trying to work "Mariday Park" into the business name. But I also want to convey the type of upper echelon work that I provide without sounding absurd.

    There's already an Artistic Landscaping Thunder Bay, which I think sounds a bit overly masturbatory to me. So I'm seeking that, but toned down a touch.

    I've been stuck on the vanilla, safe pick for a name Mariday Park Landscape Services for a while.

    Can you think of a better Mariday Park Landscaping business name? MP Landscaping Experts, or Landscaping Professionals? Landscape Artisans is too much, but it's that vibe I want to convey, like I'm a badass landscaper that TBay never sees, Vancouver trained and seasoned. How to convey this?

    Any help would be enormously appreciated! TIA
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    I like Mariday Park Landscaping Professionals, it sounds a bit upscale as well as implying that you're not a fly-by night operation.
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    • #3
      Is the Trump Organization taken?

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      • #4
        I like the "professionals" aspect. I did a quick search on google, you may want to do that to. It seems that Landscaping, Groundskeeping and gardening are all used. Not sure which is the best of the three, I guess I'd vote for landscaping. Seattle Landscapers search yields quite a few results. Many of them have some reference to being green or earth friendly, not sure if that is a selling point in Thunder Bay
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          I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Feral Slasher View Post
            I like the "professionals" aspect. I did a quick search on google, you may want to do that too.
            fixed.
            I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by heyelander View Post
              fixed.
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              • #8
                I like your concept, and I'd include something along the lines of design in your name, like Mariday Park Landscape Design and Services.

                That would imply you could assess your client's landscape and make recommendations or work on a place with little/poor/no landscaping and design up a plan. I'm figuring you have that skillset.

                Just do not, under any circumstances, use the term landscape architect in your business title. That will require you to get licensed through L.A.R.E in Ontario.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Steve
                  Is Earl's Paint and Body Shop off the table?
                  I like this. Or, you could just search the Sports Bar for "good name for a band" ...
                  It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hornsby View Post
                    I like Mariday Park Landscaping Professionals, it sounds a bit upscale as well as implying that you're not a fly-by night operation.
                    Seconded.

                    West Coast Landscaping Professionals captures the Vancouver vibe, but may drive people away bc they think you are still located there.

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                    • #11
                      Mariday Allday
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                      • #12
                        Always Mariday
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                        • #13
                          Gardeny McGardenface

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by johnnya24 View Post
                            Gardeny McGardenface
                            fuckin' brits...
                            I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by heyelander View Post
                              fuckin' brits...
                              well at least it doesn't sound like an escort service like some proposals
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