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    I said sit your asses down now!

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    Our Deputies in Lake Worth Beach came to the help of someone screaming for help. Hilarity ensued.

    "I was changing the brakes on my wife's car and had my 40-year-old parrot, Rambo, on his outside perch where he sings and talks. Sometime later four police officers showed up saying a neighbor called because she heard a woman screaming for help. I promptly introduced the officers to Rambo and we all had a good laugh. Afterward, I also introduced Rambo to the neighbor who called in the screaming. She too had a good laugh. Sometimes Rambo yells 'help, help, let me out'. Something I taught him when I was a kid and Rambo lived in a cage."

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    Sports commentator makes up for coronavirus-canceled games by doing a play-by-play of his dogs' dinner time:

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    Tommy Shaw sings to his dog:


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    Being a former D&D player and DM, this article made me smile:

    https://variety.com/2020/biz/feature...gn-1234585006/
    I'm just here for the baseball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madducks View Post
    Sports commentator makes up for coronavirus-canceled games by doing a play-by-play of his dogs' dinner time:
    That was brilliant.

    "focused, relentless, tasting absolutely nothing ..." LOL
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    There's more:


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    I told my suitcase that there would be no vacation this year.

    Now I am dealing with emotional baggage.

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