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    i picked up this girl once at a hair band bar in the 80's. that was a fucked up night. first time i ever say the Iron Maiden wasted years video with all the different Eddies.

    there i was at the bar with this big screen behind it, and say Eddy flashing before my eye's. it was surreal.

    but i noticed when i was picking her up i could smell mad B.O. ..i was young and thought it came elsewhere, gave her my number and told her to call me. she was pretty. later i learned she took a bus from Chelsea MA and met me at a local restaurant and right then i smelt the same B.O.

    i took her home to the house all of us landscapers where living in and they begged me to get rid of her and drive her back. i tired to overlook the smell and still volunteered to fuck her but she refused.

    i ended up enlisting my best friend to help me drive her back home. and we did with the windows open the whole way. and dropped her off where she said in the middle of nowhere in Chelsea MA. i suppose i could've just told her to take a shower, but i was a stupid fucking 17 year old. wtf did i know.


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    you know you guys should be thankful i wasn't around the last 5 months as much. i went from being a general alcoholic to a raging one, i don't mean attitude but to drinking heavily everyday. that's what you do a campgrounds in an RV when you are seasonal. while everyone around you is overdosing on heroin or coke and even crack.

    try understanding what you're neighbor is saying to you after he's done $80 of crack and you're RV guy roommate misunderstands him on the first weekend and brings out his pitbull boxer to threaten him.

    that's where alcohol makes you everyone friend. being a drunk and just sitting back is very non threatening. everyone loves you because they have much worse problems.

    i am sobering up now after graduating. it's weird though. i learned a lot of bad habits. most of all i learned i don't need the man telling me how to survive. and honestly that's the last think i needed.

    do you know how to survive in alaska with bears? what you do is make friends with all the bears living in your area. because you see, they will defend you against transient bears wandering through. they'll tell that bear, that's not A MAN, that's a small hairless bear. so don't fuck with him because he's our friend.

    it's when they aren't around that that bear eats you.

    did i ever tell you the greatest compliment the RV guy ever gave me before i shunned him was that his pitbull boxer thought i was a dog.

    that fucking asshole Cesar Chavez doesn't know shit. he's a man telling dogs he's a man but a dog might still have to listen to him because he knows a few dogs rules. in contrast to him i am a dog teaching another dog how to join our world. i'm an animal tutor, rehabilitate. and i worked on one dog for free all summer.

    it's funny, after putting the RV guy up for free this summer, and brought him to school, i ended up hating him. fucking dude bitched at me way too much. at the end i even had his own dog barking at him. but he kept him. that was my goal from the start.

    not to help myself or him, but a dog. i taught that dog about life everyday. i had full access to that alpha beast. it's still a guard dog, but i taught it how to be a pet.

    last i saw he was saying the pitbull boxer was his 3 year old sons dog. it would follow his son around thinking how i taught it to. to be a pet. to be a dog. to save the human race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nullnor View Post



    do you know how to survive in alaska with bears? what you do is make friends with all the bears living in your area. because you see, they will defend you against transient bears wandering through. they'll tell that bear, that's not A MAN, that's a small hairless bear. so don't fuck with him because he's our friend.

    it's when they aren't around that that bear eats you.e.
    I do know how to survive with bears. Stay away from them. If I have to be around them I want a .500 S&W Handgun with me. It is a 50 cal. Big game hunting gun. Good for protection from bears.

    Bears are not our friends and they will kill you and eat you. They will never protect you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregg View Post
    Bears are not our friends and they will kill you and eat you.
    I don't like Mitch Trubisky either but that's taking it a little far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I don't like Mitch Trubisky either but that's taking it a little far.
    He didn't have enough time in the pocket. As I mentioned in my post above; Bears will never protect you.

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    Steve and Nullie are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls. Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.
    Nullie says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
    Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregg View Post
    I do know how to survive with bears. Stay away from them. If I have to be around them I want a .500 S&W Handgun with me. It is a 50 cal. Big game hunting gun. Good for protection from bears.

    Bears are not our friends and they will kill you and eat you. They will never protect you.
    yet you have to admit, if you were able to live and survive in so called bear community for a little while and and they got used to you and you them, they would see you as a bear and not a human and as a result protect you according to so called bear politics.

    i saw a video of a guy, not the famous hippie that eventually got eaten in Alaska, a different guy. he explained he didn't get eaten because of the bears that knew him. that's why that guy in Alaska got eaten. they even admit it was a transient bear.

    fuck dude you can live in africa and raise a hippo. and that hippo will defend you. even though he'll show up sometimes and walk around your house like a bull in a china shop.

    it's mother nature bro. everything has a mother. every person has one God

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    it's taking the beast out of the animal. i took care of the RV guys dog all summer. but the way he controlled him, and let me tell you a one year old boxer pitbull is a bitch. it's not about controlling. it's not about dominance.

    i taught that dog how to think on it's own. and it worked.

    maybe i'll be famous some day and you'll hear about me dying in the arctic while getting attacked by a rival wolf pack as my pack tries to defend me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampdragon View Post
    Steve and Nullie are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls. Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.
    Nullie says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
    Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”
    it's the zombies movies. when you go out for supplies always take a fat slow guy, just in case.

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    alright for example, it's going to get cold out tonite where i live. the old guy here still runs the show. he's an idiot. but i knew there is some cold weather coming and his RV has mad gaps. so today i spent 3 hours insulating it so he doesn't die.

    there's two cats in the yard. both feral, but one of them sleeps with me now. ..she watched what i was doing the whole time. it's a long story but 2 cats left over from 21 the last year or two. so they are the smart or lucky ones.

    there are two types of men in the world, one's that brag about having the biggest toughest dog or cat. and ones that understand that being the biggest and toughest isn't always good enough. sometimes you have to survive cold weather and you have to have food.

    cats especially have to have meat. strict carnivores. they'll cannibalize their livers or like any pet living in a human world, need supplements. she has heart disease, i can tell. even though she is one year old.

    that's my only motivation to do something with my life now. get a job, take this cat to the vet. not enough taurine as a kitten. cardiac remolding... you should see her tear apart a mouse and eat it. she even rips out the liver and saves it for last. but now that i am here those days are over.

    could be lung or respiratory related from living outside so much. ..i may live in an RV and shit in a plastic bag in a bucket and throw it away at cumberland farms in the morning or piss in empty 2.5 gallon oil containers.

    if i have to be 60 and build my own log cabin, or my RV right now, it's a luxury to have a cat. they have more intelligence, patience and class than 90% of humans.

    which i find really weird. i don't mean talking here. i enjoy being here. but in RL people just won't leave me alone. everyone is so needy. every time i get motivated to help myself, someone else gets in my way and needs my help even more.

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