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    Quote Originally Posted by Igor View Post
    Always book it around bowl week or the first week of the NCAA's........
    That is the most popular time for vasectomies...so get your booking in early!
    Considering his only baseball post in the past year was bringing up a 3 year old thread to taunt Hornsby and he's never contributed a dime to our hatpass, perhaps?

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    I'm thinking of getting it done. I'm 46 with a 12 yo daughter - no more kids.

    Any tips? A friend who had it done said I should get it done on a Friday and would be GTG by Monday.

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    It only hurts if you have a small penis, that's what I was told! The testicular swelling and general tenderness were my primary concerns, that and my wife forced me into action a couple days earlier than I wold have
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    Yeah that sounds about right....in about 3 days....you're GTG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fresno Bob View Post
    It only hurts if you have a small penis, that's what I was told! The testicular swelling and general tenderness were my primary concerns, that and my wife forced me into action a couple days earlier than I wold have
    Obvious joke is obvious:

    Yours must have been so damn painful then, fresno.

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    The Wednesday before the start of the NCAA tournament is popular. A bag of frozen peas or corn is way better than an ice pack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umjewman View Post
    Obvious joke is obvious:

    Yours must have been so damn painful then, fresno.
    Nope, funniest part though was when I popped a boner while the young sherryl ladd looking prep nurse was shaving my junk, she said, hey tiger, unless you want it to be a bloodbath in here, you better calm that down, look out the window and stare at the clouds
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    women are bad at making recommendations on how to tell us how to keep cool. i don't think i've ever heard them utter a solid idea. typically the best one is 'think about baseball'. stare at the clouds? clouds can take funny shapes you know. like the carnal shape of a woman's hips in yoga pants.

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