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    because fantasy sports sounds close to fantasy...

    because fantasy sports sounds close to fantasy sex. as a single guy, i am just thankful no woman has ever asked me if i masturbate everyday. or if i ever had an orgasm after getting a lawn dart stuck...
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    how come there is a house of pancakes but no...

    how come there is a house of pancakes but no house of waffles? i think it would be easier to make windows out of waffles...and what if they were blueberry pancakes, you'd have blueberries stuck in...
  3. did jack accidentally lock himself in himself in...

    did jack accidentally lock himself in himself in a square shaped lock in freezer and jill left him there!?
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    if dairy queen was once burger queen, does this...

    if dairy queen was once burger queen, does this mean you can't get cheeseburgers and milk at burger king? ...why must we all have to suffer hamburgers with no cheese because burger king and dairy...
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    i am not sure. i haven't really thought it out....

    i am not sure. i haven't really thought it out. it's salt water it doesn't freeze?
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    after i bought my RV, which i've been living in...

    after i bought my RV, which i've been living in for a month now, i realized i could've bought a boat and lived in a marina fairly close to school in Pawtucket. i still keep it open as an option. but...
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    roughly half the population of the United States...

    roughly half the population of the United States have never been inside my kitchen. :D
  8. how come there is a burger king but no burger queen

    did they divorce? did no-one go to burger queen and it went out of business? is there a burger prince or burger princess?
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    Peralta my money is on Buttrey.

    Peralta my money is on Buttrey.
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    i didn't like that Martha Stewart went to jail. i...

    i didn't like that Martha Stewart went to jail. i couldn't get flannel bed sheets at kmart afterwards. there were probably many men that were committing worse crimes on wall street at the time but...
  11. Thread: Election 2020

    by nullnor
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    Ted Cruz was one of the earliest victims of the...

    Ted Cruz was one of the earliest victims of the alien invading body snatchers. unfortunately, the alien replacement wasn't able to mimic Teds facial expressions exactly, and the new Ted's features...
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    i wish i had read this earlier after i offered...

    i wish i had read this earlier after i offered Hand and Yates for Merrifield in a very active public yahoo league and the owner accepted. and he needed closers. i consider those 2 closers safe, which...
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    there is no key to human happiness because...

    there is no key to human happiness because everything experiences reality in their own way. if everyone looked at the color red, or had the wind in their face, or smelled bacon frying in a pan, each...
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    yes if i told you your future it wouldn't...

    yes

    if i told you your future it wouldn't happen
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    and here i thought this meant the movie was out....

    and here i thought this meant the movie was out. so i went looking. https://www7.fmovies.to/film/avengers-endgame.xjm5v/7j229z7 link won't last long probably. and you need something like kaspersky...
  16. Thread: Election 2020

    by nullnor
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    if Russia or the US really wanted to destroy each...

    if Russia or the US really wanted to destroy each other, there's really nothing either one could do a. Russia could send nuclear powered nuclear torpedoes to strike the coasts anytime, and the US...
  17. so i found out from the next class after us that...

    so i found out from the next class after us that the teacher used my Earth, Wind and Fire as one of the possible answers in the game Kahoot that we play in class. so im officially famous. the reason...
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    past presidents in alternate universes

    Dom DeLuise

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-RlbYMVlq3k/hqdefault.jpg
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    i'd view deGrom as a late 1st rd pick and Sale as...

    i'd view deGrom as a late 1st rd pick and Sale as a mid to late 2nd pick and Kluber as a early to mid 3rd. i worry a little about Kluber being a little older. he'll still get you more wins but deGrom...
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    i screwed myself by drafting and the season...

    i screwed myself by drafting and the season started with the games in Japan before i could make my team. so i've only been able to make 6 moves a week. im in last place but almost have a full roster...
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    i think when i get laid i need to decorate my RV...

    i think when i get laid i need to decorate my RV with valentine hearts. i'm shooting for the any older really fat chick that likes to go camping. romance will be luxurious. or decorations.i can be...
  22. it depends if the bible verses he posted were...

    it depends if the bible verses he posted were good or interesting. like you can't judge a book by it's cover or it's about the product if your selling something. like hope or faith, it' ok. but not...
  23. Thread: Cole Tucker

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    Cole Tucker fantasy gold. doesn't have the same...

    Cole Tucker fantasy gold. doesn't have the same ring to it as Billy Burns fantasy gold but still..
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    anything anyone can add to Delino DeShields would...

    anything anyone can add to Delino DeShields would be appreciated good and bad that you see. i need him in my FA league. but if he looks bad i need to know. obviously for sb. but i can only tolerate...
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    i am superstitious about starting pitchers on...

    i am superstitious about starting pitchers on monday night. i bet if you ran the statistics you'd find all pitchers fare the worst on monday night. my theory is it's the umpires that have to catch a...
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