First time ever

[Gregg]

This morning I dropped a buttered piece of toast...it landed butter side up!

Seems impossible right?! I am not making this up. What are the odds?

It is going to be a good day.

[chancellor]

I heard a Sarah McLachlan song I really liked, which was a first time ever for me. Then I read the backstory...wow.

[Mithrandir]

I heard a Sarah McLachlan song I really liked, which was a first time ever for me. Then I read the backstory...wow.

Of course you wouldn't like Sarah McLachlan!

[chancellor]

Of course you wouldn't like Sarah McLachlan!

Mostly true, yes. She's incredibly talented and has a great voice, but her typical style isn't what I really like.

[Steve 2.0]

. What are the odds?

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50/50

[Steve 2.0]

This morning I dropped a buttered piece of toast...it landed butter side up!

Seems impossible right?! I am not making this up. What are the odds?

It is going to be a good day.

Did you apply the five-second rule?

[Steve 2.0]

This morning I dropped a buttered piece of toast...it landed butter side up!

Seems impossible right?! I am not making this up. What are the odds?

It is going to be a good day.

Ironically, I had to apply the 30-second rule before I could post this.

[madducks]

What are the odds?

50/50

Those are evens. Gregg asked for the odds.

[Ken]

50/50

Lots of assumptions here. How high did he drop it from? Did he drop it on purpose?

I just assumed he buttered both sides.

[Gregg]

50/50

I would think that too but...

Then I have been defying odds my whole life.

[Gregg]

Did you apply the five-second rule?

Yes, this time it was an easy choice, not so much butter side down.

[Gregg]

Lots of assumptions here. How high did he drop it from? Did he drop it on purpose?

I just assumed he buttered both sides.

I did not drop it on purpose.

I did not butter both sides, but I do like butter...hmm.

[Steve 2.0]

Yes, this time it was an easy choice, not so much butter side down.

Butter Side Down would be a good name for a Barbershop Quartet