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Yesterday, 05:57 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Covid Vaccine thread in Hot Button Topics

Got Pfizer dose 2 today. I'm exhausted right now, but I suspect that has more to do with me waking up at 6 AM to get to the vaccine appointment...

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03-02-2021, 07:13 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

Yeah, I was just calling him fat. He looks like he ate 2016 Ted Cruz.

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03-02-2021, 06:27 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

Looking at him at CPAC, he's taking a little far in trying to emulate Trump's body too though, don't you think?

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02-23-2021, 07:18 PM

umjewman replied to a thread 2K21 Closer thread in The Baseball Forum

As someone who is in your league and who also needs saves, I encourage you to be completely transparent as to who you are targeting in this category...

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02-23-2021, 12:13 AM

umjewman replied to a thread Stupid health insurance in The Sports Bar

I disagree.

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02-22-2021, 05:58 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

I feel like I'm skipping over the terms and conditions of something before clicking on the box that I agree to said terms.

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02-20-2021, 10:10 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Can an Employer Empty your 401K of Matching funds? in The Sports Bar

First Dominion tinkers with the voting totals, and now they tinker with your mom's 401K. Is there anyone out there who will put a stop to DOMINION?!?

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02-20-2021, 10:09 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Gettin it Done. in Hot Button Topics

A good slogan to run against Cruz would also be: "Seriously? You're going to vote for that turd?"

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02-18-2021, 09:25 PM

umjewman replied to a thread President Joseph Biden in Hot Button Topics

Our school went back to hybrid a month ago. My pre-school kid has been in person since September with no issues. It’s not easy but there is a...

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02-15-2021, 02:24 PM

umjewman replied to a thread *Official Sports Wagering Thread* in The Sports Bar

If you're interested in gambling about stuff you have no knowledge about, I saw some lines on the Swedish handball league on DraftKings.

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02-13-2021, 04:53 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

Only surprise was that 7 republicans voted guilty. I thought it would top out at 3, maybe 4.

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02-12-2021, 09:25 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Mark Cuban & the Dallas Mavericks pull the plug on the national anthem in Hot Button Topics

How about America the Beautiful as a backup plan?

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02-12-2021, 08:30 AM

umjewman replied to a thread Who’s Your School’s Most Famous Alumni? in The Sports Bar

I think she’s still performing. Joanna Angel. She’s listed on the notable alumni of our High school Wikipedia. Also had NBA/ABA player Billy Paultz

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02-12-2021, 08:27 AM

umjewman replied to a thread Mark Cuban & the Dallas Mavericks pull the plug on the national anthem in Hot Button Topics

Oh Steve 2.0, our resident schtickmaster, how do we feel about Ken’s new shtick?

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02-12-2021, 12:43 AM

umjewman replied to a thread Who’s Your School’s Most Famous Alumni? in The Sports Bar

Elementary school - no idea. High school - Bill Parcells, probably. Unless you count the porn star (sorry, “alternative film actress”) that...

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02-11-2021, 11:59 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Mark Cuban & the Dallas Mavericks pull the plug on the national anthem in Hot Button Topics

I wasn’t in the administration - I couldn’t tell you. I also remember graduation from elementary school where we had to sing: Here at OPS We...

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02-11-2021, 11:17 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Mark Cuban & the Dallas Mavericks pull the plug on the national anthem in Hot Button Topics

I still remember a second grade assembly where this dude in a body suit was singing about internal organs. Up and down, here I am. Up and down,...

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02-11-2021, 07:19 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Mark Cuban & the Dallas Mavericks pull the plug on the national anthem in Hot Button Topics

Yeah, but you have to factor in that every other country has a stupid national anthem. Ours, on the other hand, is awesome. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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02-11-2021, 07:16 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Covid Vaccine thread in Hot Button Topics

Dose one this AM. Pfizer. No side effects yet, although most people I know who have had the first one have had no issues. Was surprisingly...

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02-10-2021, 05:27 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

I disagree

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02-10-2021, 05:13 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

Which part? That he doesn’t have a Twitter account or that most of his moronic stuff is here?

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02-10-2021, 04:44 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

I feel like I have so much time on my hands without checking his Twitter to see what moronic thing he would say next.

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02-10-2021, 01:30 PM

umjewman replied to a thread "The Best Instrumental of the Rock Era" Tourney in The Sports Bar

Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover I'd put virtually anything by Rodrigo y Gabriela on there, but I'll just go with Tamacun. Love that song.

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02-09-2021, 05:29 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

You guys, I’m beginning to think this Trump guy may have just been a conman. Anyone thinking the same?

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02-09-2021, 05:26 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Former President Donald Trump in Hot Button Topics

Or, more accurately in Trump’s case, “you get what you stiff people on their invoices for.”

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02-09-2021, 03:51 PM

umjewman replied to a thread 2021 NFL Offseason Transaction Thread in The Football Forum

I dunno. With the election over, we could use a little saltiness around these parts.

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02-09-2021, 03:44 PM

umjewman replied to a thread 2021 NFL Offseason Transaction Thread in The Football Forum

Ken's salad dressing is super salty today.

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02-08-2021, 03:00 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Official Postseason Thread in The Football Forum

Fair point, but he has "only" won 5 MVPs in 7 Super Bowl wins.

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02-08-2021, 02:15 PM

umjewman replied to a thread Official Postseason Thread in The Football Forum

Probably, but there was NO way that Brady throwing 3 TDs in a Super Bowl was not winning the MVP.

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02-08-2021, 12:55 PM

umjewman replied to a thread NFL Hall of Fame, Class of 2020 in The Football Forum

Charles Woodson, hooray! Big weekend for Michigan football. Which is nice, because our current football program suuuuuuucks.

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