What Your Favourite Classic Rock Band Says About You

[Teenwolf]

I was reminded of this article by another thread. Pretty funny stuff.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24peck.html

Some favourites:

Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.

The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.

[Mithrandir]

What the heck does the one for Rush even mean?

[Lucky]

What the heck does the one for Rush even mean?

I think the author is suggesting the average Rush fan may be slightly on the nerdy side. I don't know where they could have gotten that idea.

[griswold]

Ummm, what about Queen fans?

There's no mention of us.....because we're so awesome?

So, we have no flaws (twitch)?

[Gregg]

Ummm, what about Queen fans?

There's no mention of us.....because we're so awesome?

So, we have no flaws (twitch)?

It is politcally incorrect to tie gayness to music...not that there is anything wrong with it.

[NakedRicci]

Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.

This one cracked me up. I wasn't impressed with mine. STYX would be my band of choice off that list, but a wrinkled Foreigner poster?!?! WTH? I HATE Foreigner. A friend and I were asked to come in and party with them on their tourbus after a Chi-town show back in '95 and we turned the invite down.

Deep Purple was my other choice. To my knowledge no law with a girl's name in it applies to me.