Opening a new jar of peanut butter.....
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After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”Tags: None
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Originally posted by B-Fly View PostWeird how this "simple pleasure" now has been converted in my mind to "WARNING!!! DEATH RISK TO DAUGHTER!!!"After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”
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Originally posted by Hammer View Postis she allergic?
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Originally posted by Wonderboy View PostDaughters (over the age of 18) who like a penis stuck in a new jar of peanut butter."You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski
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Originally posted by Hammer View PostOpening a new jar of peanut butter.....
Getting to work a few days a week wearing sweats in my home office.
The sound of a big V8 reving up.
The hair wash/ head massage just before getting my hair cut.
The feeling after just completing a trade in fantasy baseball.
The first sip of coffee in the morning.
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The smell of bacon"Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?"
"Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans."
---Stephen Colbert
2002 & 2010 HCBB Champion --- http://hcbb.info
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seeing kids coloring up the sidewalk with chalk.After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”
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Originally posted by eldiablo505Doing a mountain of cocaine with a bunch of porn stars.“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Do we need to combine this with the "Live Sex Demonstrations" thread?
I'll throw in "the smell of a brand new baseball glove". Always gets me. Also, when a good sized fish first takes the lure, whether you are bass fishing with a Texas rigged worm, or trout fishing with a nice Adams you tied the night before.
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