The phart thread made me think of this . This happened about 12 years ago . I was 21.
My eventual wife's grandmother invites me over for Passover dinner for the first time and I accept . The whole family is there and there are a lot of giggles when I ask for someone to pass me the pot roast. The porceed to tell me all the horror stories that come with the ingesting of this meat . Because my wifes grandmama is Hungarian , its very heavy .
Anyway, my wife and I drive over to a secluded place to make out I feel this grumbling that was so powerful I thought I would crap myself . I stop kissing, turn on the ignition and start flying to my wife's apartment , about 10 minutes away. She has no idea what happened til I screech away . It felt like I needed to pass a kidney stone. I pull up to the apartment and jump out and advise her to park the car. I then come to the dark realization , I AINT MAKIN IT!
I drop my pants and its rolling out like molten lava . Please keep in mind , THIS IS IN THE STREET!!!!!!!! I am walking as this substance is dripping out of me . I have now **** myself and its all over my lower body. I get to the apartment buliding door and my pants are down(Thank God its 1am) and I open it only to find the elevator is broken and I have to walk like this up 6 flights and then round 2 begins as I am running with my pants down up 6 flights and more is oozing out . I finally made it to the bowl , but guess what ??? I WAS DONE!!!!!!
My wife hasnt stopped smiling or laughing at me ever since
My eventual wife's grandmother invites me over for Passover dinner for the first time and I accept . The whole family is there and there are a lot of giggles when I ask for someone to pass me the pot roast. The porceed to tell me all the horror stories that come with the ingesting of this meat . Because my wifes grandmama is Hungarian , its very heavy .
Anyway, my wife and I drive over to a secluded place to make out I feel this grumbling that was so powerful I thought I would crap myself . I stop kissing, turn on the ignition and start flying to my wife's apartment , about 10 minutes away. She has no idea what happened til I screech away . It felt like I needed to pass a kidney stone. I pull up to the apartment and jump out and advise her to park the car. I then come to the dark realization , I AINT MAKIN IT!
I drop my pants and its rolling out like molten lava . Please keep in mind , THIS IS IN THE STREET!!!!!!!! I am walking as this substance is dripping out of me . I have now **** myself and its all over my lower body. I get to the apartment buliding door and my pants are down(Thank God its 1am) and I open it only to find the elevator is broken and I have to walk like this up 6 flights and then round 2 begins as I am running with my pants down up 6 flights and more is oozing out . I finally made it to the bowl , but guess what ??? I WAS DONE!!!!!!
My wife hasnt stopped smiling or laughing at me ever since
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