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Who thinks this may finally be the watermelons fighting back??
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It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must stop it.
Bill Clinton 1995, State of the Union Address
"When they go low - we go High" great motto - too bad it was a sack of bullshit. DNC election mantra -
sad story. I thought this guy was perhaps the unfunniest comedian of my generation.After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.” -
Emil Phillips and Bobcat Goldthwait would like to have a word with you.Originally posted by Hammer View PostComment
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And Carrot Top.Originally posted by nots View PostI'm unconsoled I'm lonely, I am so much better than I used to be.
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I always got a kick out of Carrot Top and his wacky devices.Originally posted by BuckyBuckner View Post"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth."Comment
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I thought he was funny -- when I was 12.Originally posted by Kevin SeitzerComment
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Hmmm...I actually saw him live at the height of his career and we laughed a lot. The smashing things was just part of his shtick and not very funny, but we liked that he did it anyway.Originally posted by Hammer View PostComment
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Originally posted by Gregg View Post
If it wasnt funny, why did you like that he did it?After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”Comment
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and Paula Poundstone.Originally posted by revo View Post"Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
"Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"Comment
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Tradition. He ended alll of his shows with it.Originally posted by Hammer View Post
While it wasn't funny it was entertaining. Smashing things with a giant hammer may not be high comedy, but we still liked it.Comment
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Anyone that has lumped bobcat with carrot top, pauly shore and gallagher has obviously never seen Shakes the Clown"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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I was wondering if it was noel or liam.I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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FixedOriginally posted by heyelander View Post
"Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
"Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"Comment
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