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Golf is just an excuse for fat guys to think theyre athletes
I thought that was bowling????
I thought that was bowling????
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"I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth." -
We softball athletes scoff at you bowlers and golfers."When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all." -
I'm joining the Pro Scoffers Association. They say I'm the best they've ever been scoffed by. Actually, now that I think about it, I may scoff their offer. Why would I need them?Originally posted by eldiablo505Comment
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Bowling is so much lower on the athletic totem pole than golf, it wasnt worth mentioning.Originally posted by Mithrandir View PostAfter former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”Comment
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It is a nice game, though. Especially with three pitchers of GatorA...uhm, Schlitz and three dozen wings. True athleticism never ate so well...Originally posted by Hammer View Post"There is involved in this struggle the question whether your children and my children shall enjoy the privileges we have enjoyed. I say this in order to impress upon you, if you are not already so impressed, that no small matter should divert us from our great purpose. "
Abraham Lincoln, from his Address to the Ohio One Hundred Sixty Fourth Volunteer InfantryComment
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