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Well, the Friarfan Chronicles are taking on a new chapter: Rochell and I ate getting married Saturday. I really wanted to invite some of you deviants, but it jus wasn't possible.
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Congrats! How do you eat marriage? If it's possible I have no doubt you can do it.
I'm unconsoled I'm lonely, I am so much better than I used to be.
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Are the English Beat playing?"You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper
"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus KinskiComment
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Congrats! And what the hell did you do at the bachelor party?Originally posted by Kevin SeitzerComment
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Congrats! Make sure you go deluxe on the tux, the cheaper ones are flammable.
:crotch:If DMT didn't exist we would have to invent it. There has to be a weirdest thing. Once we have the concept weird, there has to be a weirdest thing. And DMT is simply it.
- Terence McKenna
Bullshit is everywhere. - George Carlin (& Jon Stewart)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel PaigeComment
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already into the soju? save it for Saturday.Originally posted by Friarfan View Post
Congrats. though I feel like Bukowski just registered for AA.It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.Comment
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congrats!Comment
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Just looking forward to the reception I imagineOriginally posted by TranaGreg View Post
Congrats mate!I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert...Comment
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Congrats, Scooter!Comment
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Congrats Scot, to you and Rochell... I will bring the "lime" for the gin and tonics, buddy!
I always liked Alfonseca and he is twice the pitcher Hall of Famer Mordecai Brown was - cavebird 12-8-05
You'd be surprised on how much 16 months in a federal pen can motivate you - gashousegang 7-31-06
"...That said, the hippo will always be the gold standard here" - Heyelander's VD XII avatar analysis of SeaDogStat 1-29-07
It's surprising that attempts to coordinate large groups of socially retarded people would end in this kind of chaos. - Cobain's Ghost 12-19-07Comment
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Outstanding. Congrats!"There is involved in this struggle the question whether your children and my children shall enjoy the privileges we have enjoyed. I say this in order to impress upon you, if you are not already so impressed, that no small matter should divert us from our great purpose. "
Abraham Lincoln, from his Address to the Ohio One Hundred Sixty Fourth Volunteer InfantryComment
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Congrats.....sending a Bic lighter in the mail for your wedding presentComment
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"To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my flame retardant underwear."
Congrats, Scot!I'm just here for the baseball.
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Congrats, my good friend! I'm extremely happy for you!
I'm upset that I can't be there for the event but I will be there in spirit by keeping all of the fat hookers away from you.
Hey, just my marriage wishes!
GrisComment
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Congrats! Blessings to the newlyweds!"Looks like I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
- Steven McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane
i have epiphanies like that all the time. for example i was watching a basketball game today and realized pom poms are like a pair of tits. there's 2 of them. they're round. they shake. women play with them. thus instead of having two, cheerleaders have four boobs.
- nullnor, speaking on immigration law in AZ.Comment
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