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    In related news, Geoff Blum has been named UN General Secretary.
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  • #2
    Because she stopped posting in here?

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    • #3
      I'm going to have to see the proof before I believe....
      "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

      "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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      • #4
        I'll give you confirmation as soon as my trophy arrives for winning the Liz Hurley fantasy league. Still waiting patiently for the arrival of Ms. Hurley.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by davidgrey View Post
          I'll give you confirmation as soon as my trophy arrives for winning the Liz Hurley fantasy league. Still waiting patiently for the arrival of Ms. Hurley.
          That's not her in your Icon?

          J
          Ad Astra per Aspera

          Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy

          GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler

          Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues

          I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude

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          • #6
            seemed like a good place to put this, so to speak:

            Mrs Judge runs a major meeting in Manhattan last week, at the swanky Hotel Pierre.

            Next day, she mentions, "Oh, I ran into Elizabeth Hurley at the hotel."

            I feign some disinterest, but act jist curious enough.
            [wow, she is 7 years older than Mrs Judge?]

            "Gotta say - bad skin," Mrs Judge says, adding that RJ's official "it girl" was not happy that the elevator stopped for Mrs. Judge's (undoubtedly wealthier overall) crew.

            I tried not to look crestfallen, but may not have succeeded.

            "Beautiful eyes, though," my bride added sweetly.

            So there's that!
            finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
            own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
            won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84

            SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
            RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
            C Stallings 2, Casali 1
            1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
            OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Judge Jude View Post
              seemed like a good place to put this, so to speak:

              Mrs Judge runs a major meeting in Manhattan last week, at the swanky Hotel Pierre.

              Next day, she mentions, "Oh, I ran into Elizabeth Hurley at the hotel."

              I feign some disinterest, but act jist curious enough.
              [wow, she is 7 years older than Mrs Judge?]

              "Gotta say - bad skin," Mrs Judge says, adding that RJ's official "it girl" was not happy that the elevator stopped for Mrs. Judge's (undoubtedly wealthier overall) crew.

              I tried not to look crestfallen, but may not have succeeded.

              "Beautiful eyes, though," my bride added sweetly.

              So there's that!
              Never trust what one woman says about another woman.

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              • #8
                Well, Mrs Judge:

                - is a Hoosier at heart and therefore a sweetheart.

                - still has no idea that Ms. Hurley has been an icon here for more than a decade.
                finished 10th in this 37th yr in 11-team-only NL 5x5
                own picks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9 in April 2022 1st-rd farmhand draft
                won in 2017 15 07 05 04 02 93 90 84

                SP SGray 16, TWalker 10, AWood 10, Price 3, KH Kim 2, Corbin 10
                RP Bednar 10, Bender 10, Graterol 2
                C Stallings 2, Casali 1
                1B Votto 10, 3B ERios 2, 1B Zimmerman 2, 2S Chisholm 5, 2B Hoerner 5, 2B Solano 2, 2B LGarcia 10, SS Gregorius 17
                OF Cain 14, Bader 1, Daza 1

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                • #9
                  Nice job playin' it subtle JJ. Keeping in mind that you're more likely to get lucky with Mrs Judge than you ever would with Ms Hurley is a good way to save your marriage.
                  "Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
                  "Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Long John View Post
                    Nice job playin' it subtle JJ. Keeping in mind that you're more likely to get lucky with Mrs Judge than you ever would with Ms Hurley is a good way to save your marriage.
                    We men think we're much better at being subtle than we actually are. But studies show that women are far better at reading nonverbal cues than we give them credit for. So while we think we're being ninjas, that woman probably knows lol.

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                    • #11
                      Ignorance is bliss.
                      "Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
                      "Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!"

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