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  • Sorry, I have to drive.

    What do you drink when you need to be alert?

    Every Day:
    Special Occasion:
    Only on a Dare:

    J
    Ad Astra per Aspera

    Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy

    GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler

    Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues

    I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude

  • #2
    Originally posted by onejayhawk View Post
    What do you drink when you need to be alert?

    Every Day:
    Special Occasion:
    Only on a Dare:

    J
    Be alert! We need more lerts.
    “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

    "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

    "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

    Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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    • #3
      You certainly don't want to be caught lertless.
      "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
        You certainly don't want to be caught lertless.
        Other .....less ways to not get caught draft:

        1.1 Heartless
        “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

        "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

        "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

        Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
          Other .....less ways to not get caught draft:

          1.1 Heartless
          Heartless, heartless,
          Never, never out of control
          Heartless, heartless
          Ya keep on sinnin'
          In the name of a-rock and roll

          J
          Ad Astra per Aspera

          Oh. In that case, never mind. - Wonderboy

          GITH fails logic 101. - bryanbutler

          Bah...OJH caught me. - Pogues

          I don't know if you guys are being willfully ignorant, but... - Judge Jude

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          • #6
            1.2 Pantsless
            "Jesus said to them, 'Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the kingdom of God ahead of you.'"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kevin Seitzer View Post
              1.2 Pantsless
              Wouldn't that depend on if Gal Gadot was nude and walking toward me?
              “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

              "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

              "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

              Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                Wouldn't that depend on if Gal Gadot was nude and walking toward me?
                we're sorry, that particular alternate universe is not currently available; please try again.
                It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by onejayhawk View Post
                  What do you drink when you need to be alert?

                  Every Day:
                  Special Occasion:
                  Only on a Dare:

                  J
                  Black coffee

                  Monster Zero Calorie

                  No interest in 5 hour Energy

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                  • #10
                    my answers are probably pretty boring:

                    coffee
                    a second coffee
                    an espresso after the second coffee
                    It certainly feels that way. But I'm distrustful of that feeling and am curious about evidence.

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                    • #11
                      I drink both coffee and Diet Coke pretty much every day; coffee with breakfast, Diet Coke with lunch. (I try to drink seltzer with dinner.) On a "special occasion" (once a week) I'll drink Diet Dr. Pepper.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Steve 2.0 View Post
                        Wouldn't that depend on if Gal Gadot was nude and walking toward me?
                        in grim news, the woman at my work that reminded me of Gal Gadot just resigned
                        "You know what's wrong with America? If I lovingly tongue a woman's nipple in a movie, it gets an "NC-17" rating, if I chop it off with a machete, it's an "R". That's what's wrong with America, man...."--Dennis Hopper

                        "One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real." -- Klaus Kinski

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                        • #13
                          Every Day: Diet Mountain Dew
                          Special Occasion: 5 Hour Energy
                          Only on a Dare: Speed

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                          • #14
                            Damn. I thought I had this thread hijacked.
                            “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                            "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                            "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                            Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Fresno Bob View Post
                              in grim news, the woman at my work that reminded me of Gal Gadot just resigned
                              Is she single?
                              “There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.” – Doc Holliday

                              "It doesn't matter what you think" - The Rock

                              "I borked the entry." - Some dude on the Internet

                              Have I told you about otters being the only marine animal that can lift rocks?

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