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  • #1

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    Gregg and Hammer are walking down the road and come across a (senor)sheep with his head stuck in the fence. Hammer unzips his pants and starts screwing the sheep. Hammer is really going at it, and then turns to Gregg and says "Hey man, you want next?"
    Gregg says "Sure, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
    I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time--and this includes naps --I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.
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    oh, you went after the Christians.
    After former Broncos quarterback Brian Griese sprained his ankle and said he was tripped on the stairs of his home by his golden retriever, Bella: “The dog stood up on his hind legs and gave him a push? You might want to get rid of that dog, or put him in the circus, one of the two.”

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    • #3
      Really? I thought senorsheep got the worst of it
      I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time--and this includes naps --I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hammer View Post
        oh, you went after the Christians.
        Looks like BB confused his Ritalin with his Viagra this morning.


        This mistake makes the Christian/Jewish homo erotic fantasies seem like a good idea.

        In his condition this outburst would seem to be a compliment.

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