Statements People Wish They Could Take Back

[In the Corn]

George H. W. Bush - "Read my lips, no new taxes."

Bill Clinton - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

George W. Bush - "Mission Accomplished."

Barack Obama - "If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep it."

[President Donald J. Chump]

"I am running for President for the United States!"

[Lurker765]

Now I'm completely plwoed at the moment as a reuslt of my neighbor comign back from Japan tonight and giving me a dammed waterlglass of %&^&$*%^( aprciot soju to drink without tellign me that the %&^* is 180 proof, so my frame of mnid mitght be a bit off-- nobody should be thid drunk off of somethinf that tastes like aprico9ts... but waht do odds means whenh you can';t figure out the qusetion. We don';t undrerstand the universe, so putting odds onn things that occur within it is what....? Stupid. Just not a good idea, it isn';t. Dumb and bad too do whath you don't knoww about. Silly, like not smart from sdmart enough people. - Bob Kohm

[Bernie Brewer]

I once told a Bank Examiner to go "F" himself and that didn't work out too well for me. If he followed my advice; however, it may have turned out as a happier ending for him.

[Wonderboy]

General John Sedgwick to his men at the battle of Spotsylvania: "Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

[nullnor]

god himself could not sink this ship - titanic

[Friarfan]

"I do"

[Wonderboy]

"I do"

Sh*t, he wins. You may now lock this thread.

[TranaGreg]

"I do"

:micdrop:

Fixed.

[Midnight Otter]

"I do"

I notice you don't attribute this quote to any one individual.

Dear God, I wish I could share this on Facebook.

[Moonlight J]

"It's simply wrong for legislation that'll affect 100% of the American people to be negotiated behind closed doors" -- Governor Mike Pence, January 13th, 2010

Also, https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/5489957976 -- "Democrats about to pass health care bill that no one’s read - where is the transparency? What a disgrace!" November 6, 2009

[Redbirds Fan]

"It's simply wrong for legislation that'll affect 100% of the American people to be negotiated behind closed doors" -- Governor Mike Pence, January 13th, 2010

Also, https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/5489957976 -- "Democrats about to pass health care bill that no one’s read - where is the transparency? What a disgrace!" November 6, 2009

You can give yourself a hernia pointing out the hypocrisy. Now the 'drain the swamp' administration is not even holding press conferences. Who speaks for the White House? Twitter? Trump's criminal defense lawyer? Hannity?

[Redbirds Fan]

You know, these diatribes aren't nearly as satisfying now that sheep has uncovered my old man technique of ranting, where I usually finish with "and another thing...stay off my lawn!"

[onejayhawk]

You can give yourself a hernia pointing out the hypocrisy. Now the 'drain the swamp' administration is not even holding press conferences. Who speaks for the White House? Twitter? Trump's criminal defense lawyer? Hannity?

I thought the "Drain the Swamp" was a reference to the the EPA's revision of the Waters of the United States rule.

You must admit that the administration has slashed regulations. Good or bad, that is what he promised. I can also see the point of reduced daily briefings. They were a joke a generation ago. They made sense during the early days of electronic communication, say the 1920s-1940s, but not recently.

J

[GwynnInTheHall]

I thought the "Drain the Swamp" was a reference to the the EPA's revision of the Waters of the United States rule.

You must admit that the administration has slashed regulations. Good or bad, that is what he promised. I can also see the point of reduced daily briefings. They were a joke a generation ago. They made sense during the early days of electronic communication, say the 1920s-1940s, but not recently.

J

Yeah it's allowed for the raping f our natural resources and guess what, if he gets his way, your 401K and the money your bank has invested is in play again...................