Top 25 new United Airlines slogans in wake of plane incident

[Judge Jude]

(I picked these as my favorites on the #newUnitedmottos list on Twitter. you're welcome)

If we cannot beat our competitors, we’ll beat our customers

Leave the carry-on, take the cannoli

Just imagine how we treat your luggage

We Treat You Like a King...Rodney King

Next time my kids refuse to get out of bed, I'm calling United Airlines

Wild Horses may not drag you away - but we will!

Now serving punch!

#unitedairlines Where all the seats are in the 'nosebleed' section

Starting this week, @united now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights

"Would you like a window, aisle or ringside seat?"

"When we say jump, you say How High"

"Not enough seating, prepare for a beating"

Fight or Flight? Let us surprise you

"Sit back, relax, and enjoy your fight”

He Persisted

'Board as a doctor, leave as a patient'

Even terrorists are afraid to fly our airline

He’s got a ticket to ride, but we don’t care

Is there a doctor on the plane?

Join the Mile High Clubbed

You may have patients, but we have no patience

What'll it be, voucher or oucher?

You can take the $800, or risk it all for our big surprise…

We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class

You are now free to be thrown around the cabin

[TranaGreg]

I liked the "we put the hospital back in hospitality!"

[Judge Jude]

I have heard back from 10 people, and none had the same favorite.

[Gregg]

I found these made me smile, but one of them I snickered out loud.

You are now free to be thrown around the cabin.

[TranaGreg]

[Gregg]

If it costs me $50.00 or less to fly United over Southwest, I am taking United.

[MrFurious]

That's a funny Southwest post especially since they are the worst of the large airlines for bumping passengers.

[Pogues]

"Starting this week, @united now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights"

My winner.

[Fresno Bob]

Now serving punch is mine

[Judge Jude]

and still not a repeat winner

and people say Twitter is no benefit