(I picked these as my favorites on the #newUnitedmottos list on Twitter. you're welcome)
If we cannot beat our competitors, we’ll beat our customers
Leave the carry-on, take the cannoli
Just imagine how we treat your luggage
We Treat You Like a King...Rodney King
Next time my kids refuse to get out of bed, I'm calling United Airlines
Wild Horses may not drag you away - but we will!
Now serving punch!
#unitedairlines Where all the seats are in the 'nosebleed' section
Starting this week, @united now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights
"Would you like a window, aisle or ringside seat?"
"When we say jump, you say How High"
"Not enough seating, prepare for a beating"
Fight or Flight? Let us surprise you
"Sit back, relax, and enjoy your fight”
He Persisted
'Board as a doctor, leave as a patient'
Even terrorists are afraid to fly our airline
He’s got a ticket to ride, but we don’t care
Is there a doctor on the plane?
Join the Mile High Clubbed
You may have patients, but we have no patience
What'll it be, voucher or oucher?
You can take the $800, or risk it all for our big surprise…
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class
You are now free to be thrown around the cabin
If we cannot beat our competitors, we’ll beat our customers
Leave the carry-on, take the cannoli
Just imagine how we treat your luggage
We Treat You Like a King...Rodney King
Next time my kids refuse to get out of bed, I'm calling United Airlines
Wild Horses may not drag you away - but we will!
Now serving punch!
#unitedairlines Where all the seats are in the 'nosebleed' section
Starting this week, @united now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights
"Would you like a window, aisle or ringside seat?"
"When we say jump, you say How High"
"Not enough seating, prepare for a beating"
Fight or Flight? Let us surprise you
"Sit back, relax, and enjoy your fight”
He Persisted
'Board as a doctor, leave as a patient'
Even terrorists are afraid to fly our airline
He’s got a ticket to ride, but we don’t care
Is there a doctor on the plane?
Join the Mile High Clubbed
You may have patients, but we have no patience
What'll it be, voucher or oucher?
You can take the $800, or risk it all for our big surprise…
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class
You are now free to be thrown around the cabin
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